Happy V-Day!

Thursday, 12 Feb, 2009 — by URSM

Happy Valentine's Day everyone!  Now, I know not everyone appreciates this day and I know that even some people call this day "Happy Single Awareness Day," but, there surely is SOMEONE you love so express that love to them.  Could be mom, dad, brother, sister, grandma or pa, etc.  A simple card, call, or text could do the trick.

However, if you are really struggling to find a way to tell someone that you love them, here is a really good idea:

Get a whole bunch of those little pixie cups, like, I don't know, around 50 or 60, and make sure they're themed after the holiday such as hearts or pink or red or something like that.  Then, take these cups and place them on the floor of the office or bedroom or what have you of the person you love.  Put them really close together and staple every one of them together.  You could make a really fun shape like a heart or a football, or, a sick cow with a really, really long tail.  Once you have them stapled together, fill every cup full of water, I mean fill them to the brim.  Then, leave a straw.  The person you love will never forget this, ever.  And best, they won't be thirsty all day long!  I mean, what more could say "Love" than quenching thirst for a whole day?! 

Seriously though, I hope you have a really good weekend feeling the love and giving the love (of course in a healthy and friendly way!).

See you soon!

14 Comments

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) said:

oh im sorry they leaked. that was not part of the plan.

im glad you enjoyed the video. i told you you would appreciate it…

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) said:

Very, very carefully!   I just detached chunks at a time and then lifted them in the tub.  A bunch of them were already empty because the water had leaked out, so that made it easier.  That was a funny video and you guys did a good job.  As much as I’ve been joking about it, you did a good job and it was a smooth operation!
But, you all still have it coming.

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) said:

not that you couldnt recognize us from our ninja constumes and/or obnoxious number of comments.
i openly admit i was involved.

now…tell us how you managed to get it out of your office without drinking it?
please?

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) said:

“I am going to have to try that…”  “A formidable force…”  “Out of pure love…”  “Don’t mess with us…”  Ha!  Hahaha!  Hahahahahahahaha!  Ya, I’d say I have some “leads”...

to be continued… 

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) said:

or whoever did it could be aware that you were sorely dehydrated and wanted to do whatever they could to help.
and i agree with david. don’t mess with us.

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) said:

Surley whoever did it, did it out of pure love

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) said:

surely you aren’t threatening us, are you??? i think we’ve proven we are a formitable forced to be reckoned with.

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) said:

haha thats cool that you know where i live…i know where you live too…but seriously i am going to have to try that!

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) said:

i don’t know what you could be talking about…
???

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) said:

Let’s just say this, “I know where you live…” - to all of you! Muah ha ha ha ha!

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) said:

haha thats a good one…have you found any leads yet? have you ever done this before or did you just hear about it?

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) said:

That’s awesome! What a good idea!  I’ll certainly have to try that sometime!

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) said:

heehee

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) said:

yeah i think it was more like 200 cups and how exactly was it shaped like a cow? anyway i’m sure whoever did it is laughing really hard, idk who though. I’ll tell you if i have any leads. Be sure to watch that poe, he’s trouble…